Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the
pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental
drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The
husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.

The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel
a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife
takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another
pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She
is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is
convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This
isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they
are both feeling great.

A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The next day
they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the
doorstep.